exCUSE

pizzastiel:

i’m really sorry

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

imagineyuorotp:

Imagine your OTP arguing over the planethood of Pluto.

gleeson666:

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

Tagged: #can u guys guess who

bromodatchi:

amber alert update

i did some quick research apparently a father abducted his two children from their foster family

this is what they look like

this is in Braintree, MA

He is in a Brown 1995 BMWi, and his liscense plate number is 478RF8

if you see this vehicle or children, please contact the authorities

Tagged: #my sister got an alert on her phone i had no idea what it was at first but this is really close to us so everyone look at this

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

poutyowl:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

Tagged: #same

spookmyphallus:

equiuszahhak:

a short film in which 4 teens who think a zombie apocalypse would be “awesum x3 i would kick so much ass” end up in an actual zombie apocalypse and are eaten alive within 2 hours maximum

id watch it

Tagged: #same

I won't let your prayers end in despair. None of you have to hate anyone, or curse anyone. I'll bear the full, dreadful weight of all your karmic destinies. So please, believe in yourselves until the very end!

Tagged: #madoka magica #gifset